Ten things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend


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1. “I got her from a good friend of mine.”

2. “Great set of headlights.”

3. “She’s old, but still works fine.”

4. “There’s this funny smell inside.”

5. “I only use her once a week to go to the supermarket and buy groceries.”

6. “I wash her like maybe once a month.”

7. “Her spare tyre is only a few months old.”

8. “Sure, you can borrow her.”

9. “Wah piang eh, she drinks a lot of oil, man.”

10. “I’m thinking of trading her in for a new one.”