SCREWED

Screwed upside down, downside up. FUUUCCCCKK Biochem manz. Who are all the dumb idiots trying to be damn smartass figuring out all the rubbish conformations a stupid protein can have. Aurgh protein then protein lah want to know so much for WHAT.

TRIED to study biochem today..realise how amazing screwed I am in it already. Why all the text things like never remotely hear before in lectures waaaan*whines* Give up manz..shall proceed to the Big Plan Chart both me and Guang thought up for my sake =D

Plan A : Study damn blardy hard and do postgrad med in Aust, become a doc and then have
enough cash to retire and be a taitai

Plan B : If Plan A fails, find a handsome rich boyfriend who's a doc and THEN be a taitai

Plan C : If Plan B is not possible, find an ugly rich boyfriend who's a doc and THEN be a
taitai

Plan D : If Plan B & C fails, find a good friend who has a handsome rich FRIEND who's a doc
and THEN be a taitai

Plan E : If all fails...aiyah ANYONE who can make me a taitai

Sense the pattern?

Don't send in your applications if your not remotely connected to any of the plans above

Bwahaha ok lah rubbish..gee I'm not THAT shallow ok =D I'm NOT

Ahhaha anw talking to Terence about how screwed I was Prof Terence has some REALLY GOOD advice

Terence: I tell you what you can do with that book..burn it with a cup of water and gulp it down
Me : Ahhaha..the fucking book is damn HUGE man
Terence : You can spread it over three meals lah..burn only those you need to memorise
Me : Maybe I can join your lifeguard course too..as the victim..I'll drown myself
Terence: Don't give up hope, just burn and drink...and repeat step 1 again to feel reassured

Bwahaha yupz give it up for NUS's newest Prof..Prof Terence *claps hands* Best lah you

I need chocolates !!!